lundi 31 décembre 2012

Charles read 50 shades of Grey

in the Big fat quiz show of 2012 and great feedback with "kinky fuckery"
 for uk here :  http://www.channel4.com/programmes/big-fat-quiz
 Jimmy Carr puts another panel of celebrities to the test as they battle it out to see who remembers most about 2012.
 First broadcast : Sun 30th December 2012, 9:00pm, Channel 4, 125 minutes
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Charles was a trending topic on twitter :                          
Charles dance for the audio book of #50shades Brilliant!! #bfqoty
6h Oscar Owen Oscar Owen @oscar_owen
Hearing Charles Dance say 'kinky fuckery' over and over again has MADE my 2012 #bigfatquiz
7h Danielle Perry Danielle Perry @cicatrixtwigs
OH MY GOD Charles Dance reading 50 Shades... That's immense. #BigFat2012
 7h Dee Rooney Dee Rooney @Deezer76
Staying up this late was worth it to hear Charles Dance reading an exert of 59 Shades of Grey. So disturbingly funny!!
7h Ben Christoforides Ben Christoforides @BenRCGander
Never thought I'd hear Charles Dance say 'Kinky Fuckery' #bigfatquiz
7h Kati Kati @Nunney2584
You've no idea how much I'd pay for a 50 Shades audiobook read by Charles Dance.
7h Frances Neaves Frances Neaves @FrancesNeaves
@Galaxyzong if Charles Dance did the audio book, I would recant every bad thing I ever said about that dreadful book.
 7h Andrea/ChiChi Andrea/ChiChi @andrea_apple
Charles Dance is the bomb #BigFatQuiz
5h BB BB @bettebouncer
Everytime I close my eyes to try and fall asleep all I hear is Charles Dance reading the 50 Shades of Grey extract that he read on #bfqoty
5h Katrina Wilkinson Katrina Wilkinson @KatWilko
Charles Dance doing a reading from 50 Shades of Grey. Game over lads.
6h Nicola Jackson Nicola Jackson @nicolajackson
Charles dance for the audio book of #50shades Brilliant!! #bfqoty
6h Oscar Owen Oscar Owen @oscar_owen
I really want an audio version of Fifty Shades read by Charles Dance now. That would be good. That would be very good.
A sex scene read by Charles Dance = wet panties
6h Nancy McGregor Nancy McGregor @NancyMcGregor
Hearing Charles Dance read from 50 Shades of Grey was hilarious but I've got to say I'd listen to him read to me any day.
6h Joseph Sterry Joseph Sterry @JosephSterry
@Bertilak is Charles Dance reading a ridiculous piece of 'literature' in his most serious thespian voice and contestants guess the book
6h Mr. Bevan Mr. Bevan @BevanM5
Charles Dance saying "kinky fuckery" on Big Fat Quiz of the Year was sort of really sexy #averyheterosexualtweet
6h Amie Haddad Amie Haddad @ARHaddad_23
Hearing Charles Dance say 'kinky fuckery' over and over again has MADE my 2012 #bigfatquiz
7h Danielle Perry Danielle Perry @cicatrixtwigs
OH MY GOD Charles Dance reading 50 Shades... That's immense. #BigFat2012
7h Dee Rooney Dee Rooney @Deezer76
Charles Dance saying the words kinky fuckery was my favourite thing today 😂😂😂
7h Sam Jonathan Marks Sam Jonathan Marks @CyanLynx
@samwhatislife I thought Charles Dance was hilarious!
7h Ian Mann Ian Mann @ian_mannly
Charles Dance reading #50shadesofgrey... Only thing that would top that would be @stephenfry reading a story from #readerswives #BFQOTY
7h Kim Wilkes Booth Kim Wilkes Booth @kimjirapure
First I get my double bed back, and then Charles Dance read from Fifty Shades Of Gray! #Life!!!!!
7h sahadatu mahama sahadatu mahama @Sahadatu77
#bigfatquizoftheyear Charles Dance is a legend!lmao #KinkyFuckery
7h Matty Morley Matty Morley @MORL3Y
Charles Dance for Christian Grey then? #kinkyfuckery #BigFatQuiz
7h robcollingridge robcollingridge @robcollingridge
Let my kids stay up to watch the Big Fat Quiz with @jimmycarr. Was going alright until Charles Dance came on. Learnt more than I planned.
7h Luke Sage Luke Sage @LukeSage18
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades Of Grey is literally the sexiest thing I've ever seen/heard #burningloins #bigfatquizoftheyear
7h Jesus Plays Chess Jesus Plays Chess @_elliot_inions
It should be illegal for anyone, other than Charles Dance, to make an audiobook.
7h Jen Symon Jen Symon @Loganberry09
Charles Dance just said "kinky fuckery" #bigfatquiz I'll forever remember where I was when I heard that... #50Shades
7h Snuggler Snuggler @TheRealSnuggler
@E_L_James Charles Dance is reading FSoG on a Channel 4 Quiz! Lawd we hadn't thought of him for Christian....ummmm...#MaybeNot
7h Christopher Power Christopher Power @cdspower
Charles Dance is the best part of the big fat quiz reading from autobiographies or in tonights episode - Fifty Shades of Grey (we think)
7h Ceri taylor Ceri taylor @CeriElspeth
charles dance reading from fifty shades, pure halarity. #bigfatquiz2012
7h Hally Egleton Hally Egleton @Hally_egleton
@ChampagneTerry Haha, I would probably take it from Charles Dance. To make that book sound remotely sexy is an achievement. What a man.
7h Helen Brand Helen Brand @heleni0
Charles Dance reading part of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is the best thing ever! #BigFatQuizOfTheYear2012 #MyNightIsMade
7h Hazel Hazel @Snozzlenut
I would totally get involved with 50 Shades of Grey if Charles Dance read it to me. Amazing #bfqoty
7h Gemma Noakes Gemma Noakes @GemmaNoakes
Never thought I'd hear Charles Dance say 'Kinky Fuckery' #bigfatquiz
7h Kati Kati @Nunney2584
Charles Dance reading 50SOG on #BigFatQuiz solidifies why ne1 who's a fan of tht book needs a punch in the face w/a chair. 'Kinky fuckery'?!
7h Phil Doleman Phil Doleman @PhilDoleman
Charles Dance has the 50 shades audiobook in the bag #bigfatquizoftheyear
 7h Sarah Farrell Sarah Farrell @sarahtraze
Just watched Charles Dance reading about 'kinky fuckery'. I'll never unsee that. I'm scarred for life.
7h SarahThorley SarahThorley @LadyThorley
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades on Big Fat Quiz of the Year is one of the highlights of the show #LikeABoss
7h BritChickVick BritChickVick @BritChickVic
You've no idea how much I'd pay for a 50 Shades audiobook read by Charles Dance.
7h Frances Neaves Frances Neaves @FrancesNeaves
Haha Charles Dance reading #FSOG on Big fat quiz of 2012 there's your Christian Gray @E_L_James
7h Caitlin Taylor Caitlin Taylor @_CaitlinTaylor_
Watching Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey has just made my day
7h Susan Gibson Susan Gibson @theSusanGibson
However Charles Dance wasn't wetting himself laughing reading that extract I will never know! #KinkyFuckery #bigfatquizoftheyear
7h Lizzie Lizzie @egwords
Charles Dance reading extract from 50 shades, love him even more #bigfatquiz #kinkyfuckery
7h Laura K Davis Laura K Davis @lakadavis
Listening to Charles Dance read 50 Shades just made it even hotter.
7h aileen aileen @speelingmstake
after managing to avoid 50 Shades of Grey completely all year #BigFatQuizofTheYear had to ruin my winning streak. Damn you Charles Dance!
7h Hally Egleton Hally Egleton @Hally_egleton
Don't get me wrong, Fifty Shades of Grey is a pile of shite, but Charles Dance reading it actually does make it oddly erotic.
7h Matt Parsloe Matt Parsloe @MattParsloe
Watching Charles Dance reading an extract from 50 Shades of Grey is one of the most surreal moments of my life #wtf #kinkyfuckery
7h Danny Randon Danny Randon @danalan_randon
I would actually be able to stand Fifty Shades Of Grey if Charles Dance were to read it to me. #bigfatquizoftheyear
7h Marc Sharp Marc Sharp @marcsharp2
Charles Dance makes 50 Shades of Grey sound awesome
7h Laura Harmes Laura Harmes @lauraharmes
Charles Dance reading from #50shades priceless on #BigFatQuizOfTheYear
7h Daniel Worton Daniel Worton @wortond
charles dance is my new hero.
7h Louise Kiely Louise Kiely @louisekiely
@Galaxyzong if Charles Dance did the audio book, I would recant every bad thing I ever said about that dreadful book.
7h Andrea/ChiChi Andrea/ChiChi @andrea_apple
@E_L_James Watching #BigFatQuizOfTheYear Charles Dance is reading an excerpt of #FiftyShades & repeatedly said #kinkyfuckery absolute class!
7h Loading sarcasm . . Loading sarcasm . . @AndySparks360
Charles Dance just said "kinky fuckery" three times. My life is complete.
7h James Devine James Devine @JamesyDevine
Ahhhhhaaaaa big fat quiz of the year - Charles dance reading fifty shades of grey #kinkyfuckery made my night xxx
7h Kelly-Ann Teasdale Kelly-Ann Teasdale @MissKellyAnn_T
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades Of Grey = best bit of TV this year.
7h Josh Phoenix Impey Josh Phoenix Impey @PhoenixImpey
Charles dance on Big fat quiz, Amazballs !!! #channel4
7h Dee hendricks Dee hendricks @TLDee
Charles dance reads fsog on big fat quiz of the year..hysterical #kinkyfuckery
ev @kevrowe
So much love for Charles Dance.
7h Anna Lawlor Anna Lawlor @little_lawlor
Watching Charles Dance read an excerpt from 50 Shades of Grey is a highlight of this festive period for me #bigfatquiz
7h Amanda Amanda @Amanda_Duffy
Charles Dance was hilarious! #kinkyfuckery
7h Rachel Homewood Rachel Homewood @purplepancake89
Mega lol at Charles dance reading out 50 shades on #bigfatquizoftheyear
7h dawn.sandall dawn.sandall @dawnsandall
Charles Dance, you old dog
7h Alec Flood Alec Flood @AlecFlood
@MORL3Y Dear Lord!! Was that Charles Dance reading Fifty Shades of Grey?! #LordTywin
7h Lisa Lisa @elizaj1306
Ok Charles Dance reading 50 shades was the highlight of my evening ☺😉 #bigfatquizoftheyear
7h Michelle J Michelle J @MichyFly_J
Charles Dance NEEDS to narrate the whole of the Fifty Shades trilogy. I want to see more of that! #FuckinBoss
7h judith byrne judith byrne @thoughtfox
Charles Dance on Big Fat Quiz was brilliant!
7h Rosalyn Hardy Rosalyn Hardy @RosalynHardy3
I can't believe how entertaining it is to hear and watch Charles Dance say Kinky F***ery about 5 times.So bewitching and amusing
7h Sarah-Jayne Cooper Sarah-Jayne Cooper @sarahjayne_91
Charles Dance saying "Kinky Fuckery" may just be the highlight of my life #bigfatquizoftheyear
7h Hannah D-P Hannah D-P @Han_DP
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades has made my day.
7h Helen Litton Helen Litton @helencholy
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Gray is one of the best things I have ever seen. #kinkyfuckery
7h Ania Sharp Ania Sharp @wolka26
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey = amazing. #bigfatquizoftheyear
7h Scarlett Parrish Scarlett Parrish @scarlettparrish
Charles Dance reading from #50ShadesofGrey is the only thing that makes that book's existence worthwhile. ONLY thing.
7h Peter Peter @GingerWarriorX
Charles Dance.... #BFQOTY genius..!
7h Martin Parsons Martin Parsons @martang66
Charles Dance saying #kinkyfuckery might just have made my year #bigfatquiz
7h JulieNash JulieNash @JulieNash
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey was my top moment of 2012
7h John Kemple John Kemple @Kemple88
Charles Dance is amazing
7h Josh Josh @JoshAaronR
AHAHAHAHA Charles Dance saying Kinky fuckery! OMG my year is made!
7h Nikki Nikki @nikkidarling
Charles Dance completes me.
7h Jonathan Moore Jonathan Moore @JonPMoore89
Thanks to Charles Dance from Game Of Thrones reading an exert out. Now my family thinks I read 50SOF. Thanks, Charles Dance.
7h Lady Pandorah Lady Pandorah @ladypandorah
Charles Dance reading an extract from 50 Shades of Grey was fantastic. LITERALLY CRYING. #bigfatquizoftheyear
7h Julie Andrews Julie Andrews @jujugaboo
@zozzy_123 no, i could only think of Charles Dance reading 50shades and u flicking your bean! #tmi sad, my predictive text knew i 50shades!
7h Caitlin Stalker Caitlin Stalker @caitlin_stalker
Charles Dance reading 50 shades of grey usually AMAZING... Not so much when your sat between your Mam and dad #awkward #bigfatquizoftheyear
7h Miguelina Hook Miguelina Hook @MikaHookerNs3p
Charles Dance kinky f#ckery THE best thing in #BigFatQuizOfTheYear
7h Kaleigh Dillard Kaleigh Dillard @KaleyDillon4fWg
Currently hanging around YouTube waiting for someone to upload Charles Dance's take on 50 Shades of Grey as it needs to be shared.
8h Imogene Clausen Imogene Clausen @InClawsonrA5o
How good would it be for Charles Dance to read the 50 shades audiobook trilogy #BFQOTY
8h Andrew Mullin Andrew Mullin @andrewmullin83
Charles Dance hilarious #kinkyfuckery #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h James Wade James Wade @Wade_BM
charles dance is trending. amazing #BigFatQuizOfTheYear
8h Eulalia Brent Eulalia Brent @EunBrewer7Lc3
Charles Dance doing a dramatic reading of '50 shades of grey' was absolutely perfect.
8h Jena Craig Jena Craig @JenaeCrainzx2Y
Waited all my life to hear Charles Dance talk about #KinkyFuckery #BFQOTY
8h Edwina Billiot Edwina Billiot @EdythBillsHjSG
Saw Charles Dance trending and my heart sank thinking he had died!
8h Jinny Cunningham Jinny Cunningham @JoCupptMDC
@jackwhitehall Ok. So we just watched Charles Dance talking about "kinky fuckery" on Big Fat Quiz & pizza being delivered! LMFAO
 8h Dierdre Beals Dierdre Beals @DignaBeamo4Qz
Crying at Charles Dance reading Fifty Shades!! #hilarious xD 'I like your kinky fuckery' hahahahah
8h Rebecca Rebecca @reddyforthis
Charles Dance saying 'kinky fuckery' made my week
8h Trak~P Trak~P @Trak65
Lol Charles Dance is trending and it reminded me of when me and @sh4rks_ kept saying his name in a weird accent because of Jam & Jerusalem
@Yayaunts did you hear Charles Dance reading 50 shades of grey?! Fucking amazing!
8h Gena Cabral Gena Cabral @GeneCabreraDpG0
I don't like it when old people are trending on Twitter. Charles Dance hasn't died, phew. Apparently he's just reading 50 Shades of Fanfic.
8h Debra Bandy Debra Bandy @DebrahBanksaZHs
Can't believe "those" words came out of Charles Dance's mouth #kinkyfuckery hahahaha !
8h Fleta Buffington Fleta Buffington @FloBuford9rkg
Charles Dance is a Lid, made me laugh my ass off reading 50 shades just then #LannisterLid
8h Zoë Dew Zoë Dew @ZoeDew
Charles Dance reading from 50 Shades..saying kinky fuckery over and over again... No words...gaa!
8h Louise Ross Louise Ross @loulabeliny
Listening to Charles Dance reading fifty shades of grey made me feel queasy. #bfqoty
8h Crystle Applegate Crystle Applegate @CucAppletonxknb
Watching Charles Dance (Tywin Lannister) reading from 50 Shades of Grey was pretty good.
8h нι, ι'м α pιcĸle. нι, ι'м α pιcĸle. @xBeliebStaceey
I have just heard Charles Dance perform a dramatic reading of 50 Shades. I think I can say I have lived now.
8h Debra Bandy Debra Bandy @DebrahBanksaZHs
#bigfatquizoftheyear worth it purely to see Charles Dance read Fifty Shades of Grey
8h Jonesy Jonesy @Drooguita
Charles Dance saying 'kinky fuckery' is a bit amazing.
8h Lizzie Lizzie @lizziesalter
Charles Dance reading 50 shades of grey was just incredible. Made it sound almost good #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Tom Selves Tom Selves @sevleSmoT
does anyone know if Charles dance does the 50 shades of grey audiobook? because i would listen to that... #kinkyfuckery
8h Cherish Wylie Cherish Wylie @CherlyWyman2B01
Genuinely just got turned in by a 66 year old Charles Dance in Big Fat Quiz. What a reading voice he has. Haha ;)
8h Harry Perkins Harry Perkins @HazardWay
I want Charles Dance to read to me the entire 50 shades of grey
8h lady skywalker lady skywalker @WinterIsRoaring
Ok. So we just watched Charles Dance talking about "kinky fuckery" on Big Fat Quiz. Tom is NOT amused! LMFAO. #BFQ
8h Tony Cogan Tony Cogan @tonycoogs
TV highlight of the day: Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey
8h Sean Jones † Sean Jones † @Sean_Jones93
@_hownottodraw Charles Dance reading 50 shades of grey... We will have to make a sequel and make it more epic/ explicit.. Discuss
8h Chris Meigh Chris Meigh @ChrisMe21
Charles Dance is always the highlight if #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Danny Keating Danny Keating @dannythemedic
 Charles Dance on big fat quiz of the year just made me a little bit wet
8h Deya Lidster Deya Lidster @deyalidster
Charles Dance reciting 50 Shades of Grey... Tywin Lannister you naught boy!
8h Sarah Gillborn Sarah Gillborn @sarahgillborn
looooooool Charles Dance reading Fifty Shades #dying
8h Aaron Durbridge Aaron Durbridge @ADAIRON
Charles dance reading 50 shades of grey brilliant
8h Richard Cracknell Richard Cracknell @AndroidDiamond
If Charles Dance actually did an Audio book for 50 Shades of Grey, I would pay good money for that.
8h Han Han @h4nna_
Charles Dance saying 'kinky fuckery' has made my year #legend
8h Yasmine Yasmine @YasMinty
Charles Dance reading an excerpt of 50 Shades of Grey has pretty much made my life
 8h Bec Bec @BecCourt
 If charles dance recorded an audio book of 50 shades of grey I'd buy it.. >~> #bigfatquizoftheyear
Rebekah Salisbury @RebbySalsa
Watching Charles Dance/ Tywin Lannister read 50 shades of grey has made my year worth living #legend
8h Fiona Ufton Fiona Ufton @fifibaggins
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades Of Grey just now was beautiful. Just beautiful. Beautiful.
8h Rhianna Rhianna @RhiannaBrown
Watching Charles Dance read from fifty shades of grey has got to be one of the funniest things ever #bigfatquiz
8h mark hayes mark hayes @markmanc79
Essentially 50 shades of gray is soft porn for spastics but if Charles Dance recorded the whole thing I'd buy the shit out of it
8h Rebecca Burch Rebecca Burch @thischarmingbez
Charles dance reading 50 shades of grey, highlight of my year!!
8h Matthew Mundy Matthew Mundy @MattLMundy
Charles Dance saying "Kinky Fuckery" #GreatTV
8h Graham Woodward Graham Woodward @GOWoodward
Charles Dance reading an excerpt from #50Shades by @E_L_James #BigFatQuizoftheYear2012 has made my evening! :D
8h Richard Gadsden Richard Gadsden @po8crg
Charles Dance's voice almost makes 50 Shades of Grey acceptable #bfqoty
Zoe Zoe @zozzy_123
If Charles Dance did a talking book of fifty shades, I might be tempted to buy it #bfqoty
8h Alex King Alex King @alexking_kc
In tears at the Big Fat Quiz of the Year, Charles Dance reading 50 Shades was incredible
8h Pascale Day Pascale Day @Pas__
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades is the most arousing thing I've seen this year
8h Melu Melu @Mistress_Melu
I would totally buy the audiobook of Charles Dance reading #50shades
8h Megan Rosenfeld Megan Rosenfeld @MeganRosenfeld
hearing Charles Dance say 'kinky fuckery' is so creepy #tbfqoty
8h Sparkles Sparkles @TwinklyTwat
I don't know if it's wrong or not that Charles Dance reading an extract from Fifty Shades sounds quite sexy.. #BigFatQuizOfTheYear #SoWrong
8h jen jen @teajenna
Charles Dance. Kinky Fuckery. The only time 50 Shades of Grey is acceptable.
8h Rebecca Kirkpatrick Rebecca Kirkpatrick @becs3004
If you could buy an audio version of 50shadesofgrey read by Charles Dance it may have been worth buying! #kinkyfuckery#bigfatquizoftheyear
8h diakou lovato diakou lovato @victoriadiakou
Charles dance is my favourite part of #bigfatquizoftheyear2012 hands down #kinkyfuckery
8h Doctopus. Doctopus. @abeastinmyheart
Charles Dance just quoted a line from fifty shades on tv, sounds like a mills and boon horrorshow.
8h catherine millington catherine millington @millymousse
Charles Dance reading Fifty shades of Grey #BigFatQuizOfTheYear #brilliant #matureChristian
8h Lauren Chapelhow Lauren Chapelhow @xxlozzyxx1991
charles dance reading 50 shades has literally made my day
8h Kirsty Kirsty @HeyHoEatPie
Charles Dance reading from 50 Shades, just brilliant! #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Conor Meehan Conor Meehan @doncon2
If Charles Dance did the audio book for '50 shades of grey' I'd buy it #BFQOTY'12
8h Kathia Maillefert Kathia Maillefert @KathiaMUA
Sounded like 50 shades of shit to me! #poorlywritten Charles Dance is a top bloke tho, made it sound mildly interesting.
8h Patrick Goff Patrick Goff @paddygoff
Charles Dance on Big Fat Quiz just made my year.
8h Claire Freeman Claire Freeman @ClaireMFreeman
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey is wrong.
8h Matt Rees Matt Rees @mattrees93
Big Fat Quiz of the Year totally worth watching just for seeing Charles Dance read 50 Shades of Grey.
8h Amy Hunter Amy Hunter @HelloMissHunter
Sweet FUCK, Charles Dance reading a passage from 50 Shades? Bloody amazing.
8h Peanut Peanut @KAPeanut
Might actually be able to stand 50 shades if it was read by Charles Dance
8h Liz Chapman Liz Chapman @LizChapman
Charles Dance reading an excerpt from 50 shades....fabulous!
8h Matt Morris Matt Morris @TheMediaWizard
charles dance read the first extract i have ever heard from 50 shades of grey. now i see why i never read it. #kinkyfuckery #ohdear
8h Rhona Haynes Rhona Haynes @ShelbysAndHeels
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades: the best that shite has ever sounded #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Fiona Salt (Brady) Fiona Salt (Brady) @FiLines
Charles Dance reading '50 shades of gray' - Very funny and totally highlights crap writing... #kinkyfuckery
8h Philip Nolan Philip Nolan @philipnolan1
TV gold. Charles Dance reading from Fifty Shades Of Grey. "I like your kinky f***ery." #BigFatQuizOfTheYear
8h mel mel @themelleh
charles dance reading fifty shades of grey aloud...omg. on one hand, he's awesome. on the other hand, so, so wrong.
8h Mrs-popsushimoowoo14 Mrs-popsushimoowoo14 @Rindipops
Even Charles Dance can't make that Fifty Shades shite sound good. #bfqoty
8h Lynn D Lynn D @inacitylining
Wow, 50 Shades even sounds spectacularly awful when read aloud by Charles Dance. That's some impressively bad writing. #BFQOTY
8h Louise Louise @angua2259
Charles Dance reading excerpt from Fifty Shades. Best thing ever/today. #bigfatquiz
8h Maisie Bird Maisie Bird @MaisieSteph
Fuck, I won't be able to read fifty shades now without Charles Dance voicing every word in my head... #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Martin Stanley Martin Stanley @Gamblersnovel
Charles Dance reading 50 shades of grey. Genius. Dance = legend
8h Lyndsey Fisher Lyndsey Fisher @LyndseyFisher
Charles Dance reading a passage from fifty shades has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard
8h Alison Revitt Alison Revitt @alisonrevitt
Listening to Charles Dance say 'kinky fuckery'. #stillsexy
8h Miss Procrastination Miss Procrastination @ladyofessex
Charles Dance performing a reading from Fifty Shades has cheered me right up. #genius
8h Alexandra Hobbs Alexandra Hobbs @hobbsonhob
I would definitely listen to 50 shades of grey if it's read by Tywin Lanister (aka Charles Dance)
8h كيرستن كيرستن ‏@kijohnston
Charles Dance just said "kinky fuckery" four times. Life made, programme worthwhile #50Shades #bfqoty
8h Sarah Parkin Sarah Parkin @SarahParkin1
Charles Dance just read from 50 Shades of Grey on #bigfatquizoftheyear. Mind = blown.
8h Sally Douglas Sally Douglas @Marzipanic_1
Just totally blushed at Charles Dance's talk of Kinky Fuckery!!! #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h SPΛMMΛ SPΛMMΛ @spammaUK
Charles Dance saying kinky fuckery is wrong yet right on so many different levels
8h Benathon F Benathon F @BennyFitfrawd
If Charles Dance does the audiobook for 50 Shades of Grey, I will consider giving it a listen. #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Caroline Barlow Caroline Barlow @carolinehbarlow
If charles dance did the audio book of fifty shades of grey i'll be honest I'd have that on my iPod #smoothtalker #bfqoty
8h Aisling Twomey Aisling Twomey @ash_is_here
OMG Charles dance reading fifty shades of grey - genius
8h Mia Fernandez Mia Fernandez @miafernandez
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades Of Grey was a thing of beauty.
8h ⇩⇩ dn ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ ⇩⇩ ⇩⇩ dn ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ ⇩⇩ @N_A_B
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades. Wonderful.
8h Emily Thomson Emily Thomson @EmilysSanctuary
Charles Dance reading from Fifty Shades of Grey. Amazing. My life is complete. #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h bobby singer bobby singer @_Hawkass
CHARLES DANCE READING 50 SHADES OMG IM LAIGHING SO HARD
8h Brian Swann Brian Swann @bs10064
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey has been the highlight of the show. #bigfatquiz
8h India Jones India Jones @india_jones_
Charles Dance saying Kinky Fukkery is a little sinister, I don't think I like Kinky Fukkery anymore.
8h Lyndsey Lyndsey @Bethan1558
Charles Dance truly is a king of acting after that reading #bigfatquizoftheyear2012
8h Isla Aitken Isla Aitken @IslaAitken
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades applies unforeseen comedy.
8h dafydd owen dafydd owen @dafyddrhysowen
#Charles Dance in top 10 voices of all time #bigfatquiz also michael holding and alan rickman
8h Rhona Haynes Rhona Haynes @ShelbysAndHeels
Best bit of C4's quiz of the year as always is Charles Dance's book reading.
8h Harper who is Stella Harper who is Stella @HarperEliot
All the #50Shades debate, argument, controversy, celebration… ALL worth it for the 30secs I just spent listening to Charles Dance read it.
8h Steph Dylan Steph Dylan @stefdylan
Charles Dance ironically, sarcastically reading 50 Shades. Somehow, incredibly sexy? How English does this make me...
8h Allison L. Allison L. @keyofmgy
Mind you. Charles Dance could make The Holocaust sound delightful with those smooth, delicious tones....
8h Little Miss Random Little Miss Random @lilmsrandom
Kinky fuckery. Dying. :') Charles Dance, you horny bugger.
8h Sarah Mac Sarah Mac @ms_sarahmac
Charles Dance saying "Kinky Fuckery" has just made my 2012. #BFQOTY
8h Time Traveller Time Traveller @chips_brosnan
Charles Dance I love that guy's kinky fuckery #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Katie Harrison Katie Harrison @KatieBoo1995
Charles Dance. #kinkyfuckery. he's not reading that, he's memorised that. #BigFatQuizOfTheYear
8h Annie McMonagle Annie McMonagle @MissAnnieMcM
Charles Dance and his kinky f*ckery...Too good #BigFatQuiz
8h caz madge caz madge @cazmadge
Charles Dance reading an extract from 50 Shades of Grey just made me cry with laughter. Well done.
8h Adam Powers. Adam Powers. @AdamFPowers
Charles Dance just gave me an erection #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h mike hunt x mike hunt x @tw4tbag_
Haha the only way I would ever digest 50 Shades of Gray is if Charles Dance read it to me in that manner! #BigFatQuizOfTheYear2012
8h Neil Robbins Neil Robbins @RobbinsNeil
thinks that Charles Dance is the best person to do a '50 Shades..' audio book
8h GarethMac GarethMac @Gareth_McNabb
 Charles Dance reading an excerpt from 50 Shades = the best thing to happen on televison ever #bfqoty
8h rebecca elkin rebecca elkin @BexsElks
Charles Dance has just made me proper piss 😂 #kinkyfuckery #BigFatQuizOfTheYear x
8h Bev Dulson Bev Dulson @thebevster25
lovin charles dance reading #50shades on #bigfatquizoftheyear he says kinky fuckery with such naughtiness
8h Chris Broughton Chris Broughton @PabloAlpenBar
Charles Dance saying "kinky fuckery"....worth watching The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year alone surely. Needs remixing into a tune does that.
8h Eddy Brereton Eddy Brereton @KahunaLaguna
Charles Dance has just owned #BigFatQuizOfTheYear
8h Paul Gardiner Paul Gardiner @GardinerP
Charles Dance reading #50Shades was SERIOUSLY hot!!! #blushes #CookieLovesAGinge
Callum Scotson Callum Scotson @Africaowlshorts
Pretty sure Charles Dance reading 50 Shades is one of the best things I've ever seen. #fb
8h CatherineCristatus CatherineCristatus @KatyNewt
I love Charles Dance so much! #bigfatquiz #kinkyfuckery
8h Jakks Jakks @scullyassassin
Charles Dance is the best thing that has ever been.
8h grace grace @estt_1994
can't believe I just heard the words 'kinky fuckary' coming out of charles dance's mouth!
8h Daniel Taylor Daniel Taylor @LazyDan
Charles Dance AKA Tywin bloody Lannister reading from 50 Shades, saying 'kinky fuckery' over and over. The best TV #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Jon Mackrell Jon Mackrell @jonlybear
I want some of Charles Dance's 'kinky fuckery'
8h Jo Podmore Jo Podmore @jopodmore
Oh god! Charles Dance aka Tywin Lannister is reading 50 Shades of Gray #bigfatquizoftheyear #worldscollide
8h Karen1976 Karen1976 @Karen1976
Charles Dance reading fifty shades - pure genius #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Brigitte Wheelson Brigitte Wheelson @BrigWheelson
Where do I get an mp3 of Charles Dance reading 50 Shades #bigfatquizoftheyear #kinkyfuckery
8h bidoofboy bidoofboy @bidoofboy
Charles Dance reading from 50 Shades... Unmitigated genius!
8h Sarah Horsley Sarah Horsley @shorsley
Charles Dance saying 'kinky fuckery' so deadpan is genius. Only on #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Chris Chris @evilcheltdevil
Charles Dance reading excerpts from 50 Shades of Grey has to be the best thing I've heard this year! #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Carrie Carrie @walshlette
Charles dance reading that passage on #bigfatquizoftheyear has just made me nearly piss. ...#kinkyfuckery
I want to listen to Charles Dance saying 'kinky fuckery' every day from now until forever #BigFatQuizOfTheYear
8h FiftyShadesOfFrodo FiftyShadesOfFrodo @YouMeAtTits
When Charles Dance swears the world seems like a better place.
8h rachie rachie @rachiebu
Charles Dance saying "kinky fuckery" and "inner goddess" has nearly killed me it was so funny/weird #bfqoty
8h Angelica Angelica @Freudianslipa
Best part of that quiz thing of the year is Charles Dance reciting from 50 Shades.
8h Carole Whelan Carole Whelan @CaroleWhelan
Charles Dance reading 50 shades has made me weak at the knees. I need a lie down
8h Leah Maycock Leah Maycock @LeahMaycock
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey has been the highlight of my night. #bigfatquiz
8h shaun stafford shaun stafford @shaunstafford
Charles Dance = Hero #bigfatquizoftheyear
Becki Addison @beckiaddison
Charles dance for king! #bfqoty
8h James. James. @radioheadlol
CRYING. Charles Dance reading 50 Shades made it even more hilarious than the actual book already is. #BFQOTY
8h Sarah Knight Sarah Knight @knightys
oh my god. where can i download the full audiobook of Charles Dance reading Fifty Shades of Grey? #bfqoty
8h Karyn Menning Karyn Menning @xxxkippaxxx
Charles Dance - the only person to make 50 Shades of Grey (barely) credible. #bigfatquiz
8h @chrissie305 @chrissie305 @chrissiemagui1
Charles Dance reading from 50 shades of Gray is a master stroke. #KinkyFuckery
8h Jamie MacKrell Jamie MacKrell @JamieMackrell
Charles Dance is such a legend #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Misa Buckley Misa Buckley @MisaBuckley
Charles Dance! What a legend!
8h Sam Jonathan Marks Sam Jonathan Marks @CyanLynx
Charles Dance saying 'Kinky Fuckery' just sounds wrong, but funny. :P #BigFatQuizOfTheYear
8h Jonny Mann Jonny Mann @lankeymarlon
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey makes it so much more erotic.
8h Miss B Miss B @missrawk
Please please let Charles Dance do the audiobook of 50 shades. It would be 100% comedy!
8h Moya Woolley Moya Woolley @MoyaW
If Charles Dance read me 50 Shades of Grey I would bother listening.
8h david ault david ault @lifeisabullet81
Kinkyfuckery. How did Charles Dance keep a straight face?
8h NASHER NASHER @TheDanielAce
Charles dance saying "kinky fuckery" is one of the funniest things I've heard
8h Michael Simo Simpson Michael Simo Simpson @Simo02mufc
Never thought I'd see Charles Dance saying "kinky fuckery"
8h Matt Bielby Matt Bielby @mattbielby
Charles Dance saying kinky fuckery has got to be a highlight oh my god. tears.
8h LazarouMonkeyTerror LazarouMonkeyTerror @lazaroumterror
Charles Dance has just showed 50 shades for the utter shit it is.
8h Sez Queen of Pandas Sez Queen of Pandas @sarahcritcher
If Charles Dance did the audio book of 50 shades of grey.... I'd listen #BigFatQuizOfTheYear
8h Phil Giles Phil Giles @phildabook
I would love Charles Dance to read all 3 books to me - brilliant #bfqoty
8h Monica Jessica Walia Monica Jessica Walia @MJWalia
50 Shades is something I never want to read, but if Charles Dance were to read it to me like that, I'd be hooked.
8h tinatoothpaste tinatoothpaste @tinatoothpaste
I might have enjoyed 50 shades more if Charles Dance had read it to me !!!!
 8h laura laura @itselpea
That, Charles Dance, was the best bit of telly this year #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Batesy Batesy @jessicaxbates
Charles Dance saying kinky fuckery is my new favourite thing.
8h Seej 500 Seej 500 @Seej500
I think I'm in love with Charles Dance now. #BigFatQuiz
8h Lou Milligan Lou Milligan @TheLouMilligan
 Oooo Charles DAnce, in that voice, saying Kinky Fuckery. Yep. I just melted.
tinatoothpaste @tinatoothpaste
  Whhhyyyyy was Charles Dance not asked to do the audio book for #50Shades??? #bfqoty
8h Keith Allen Keith Allen @keifallen
Charles Dance, the baddest Lannister, saying 'Kinky Fuckery' #amazing
8h Matt Donnelly Matt Donnelly @mattstvbites
Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey makes it seem almost like actual literature #bfqofty
8h Jamie Kelly Jamie Kelly @Arctic_Jamie
 Wow charles dance reading fifty shades of grey is AMAZING... If a little strange!! Lol
8h Lou McNally Lou McNally @loumcnally
 Charles Dance as Christian Grey is traumatic. #fiftyshades #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h ★♫♥ M ♥♫★ ★♫♥ M ♥♫★ @AddicksAngel
Charles Dance has just said kinky fuckery several times in the space of a minute. #LifeComplete
8h the White Queen the White Queen @KoreanSuperfrog
Oh my god, Charles Dance just made Fifty Shades of Grey worth an audiobook.
8h Peter Cottell Peter Cottell @pedrocanaste
kinky fuckery lol whats that about? charles dance Im so shocked at you
8h Lula Madison Lula Madison @LulaMadison
I want to hire Charles Dance to just say things to me all day
8h Adam Palmer Adam Palmer @AdamPalmer90
 Ahhhhhh Charles Dance! Stop saying kinky motherfuckery you filthy bitch you're doing things to me!
8h Suzanne Chase Suzanne Chase @SuzanneChase72
Channel 4 should get AWARDS for getting Charles Dance to say "kinky fuckery" so many times. #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Ellie McLaren Ellie McLaren @elliemclaren
OMG CHARLES DANCE JUST SAID "KINKY FUCKERY" I won't lie I'm a little aroused
8h Chris Merrills Chris Merrills @CMerrillsBWFC
Charles Dance on Big Fat Quiz saying 'Kinky Fuckery' has made my night!
8h Sarah Welsby Sarah Welsby @MsWelsby
Christ. Charles Dance made that shit sound readable. #BFQOTY
8h Dan Wright Dan Wright @_DanielWright
Charles dance saying 'kinky fuckery' is the scariest, oddly sexual thing I've ever heard
8h GlowBear GlowBear @TilderAsgrave
hearing Charles Dance say "kinky fuckery" over&over is plaguing my world with mixed emotions.
8h Steve N Allen Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen
OK, Charles Dance turned me on. That's a worry. #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h Charlie Sime Charlie Sime @charlessime
  Charles Dance reading 50 Shades just broke my brain.
8h Richard Albiston Richard Albiston @ricalbiston89
 Big Fat Quiz was worth watching just to see Charles Dance repeatedly say "kinky fuckery"
8h rita rita @fullstop9876
Charles Dance reading 50 shades of grey...omg he has the voice of a sophisticated pervert xD
8h meg james meg james @megjameslewis
Hearing Charles Dance say "kinky fuckery" has made my life 100% better
8h aimee aimee @Aimee_levy
 SOMEONE GET ME A SOUNDBITE OF CHARLES DANCE SAYING "I LIKE YOUR KINKY FUCKERY" STAT. STAT.
8h Bill Boswell Bill Boswell @Bill626
 Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey. YEAR MADE!
8h Paddy Rockett Paddy Rockett @PaddyRockett
charles dance saying "kinky fuckery" killed me
8h Josh Reynolds Josh Reynolds @joshareynolds
Charles Dance has the voice of a God. Even when reading 50 Shades of Grey
8h Scott williamson Scott williamson @iamscottwill
Oh charles dance, you sexy bitch #bigfatquiz
8h Daveigh Jones, Jr. Daveigh Jones, Jr. @RobynLlewellyn
Charles Dance is quite sexy. I would.. just saying..
8h Alex Marks Alex Marks @AlexMarks1
Omg CHARLES DANCE on big fat quiz. What a class act.
8h Kate Kate @KateRumTruffle
Charles dance saying kinky fuckery and inner goddess. Love it.
8h James F James F @pianoman_85
CHARLES DANCE JUST SAID KINKY FUCKERY. I think I may die of laughter!
8h Jess Martin Jess Martin @Jesobel
So that's the man my mum has fancied for years. Charles Dance, you devil you. #bigfatquizoftheyear
8h sarah.m sarah.m @RobstersRide
 Charles Dance is so fucking cool. #kinkyfuckery
 8h Alexander Supertramp Alexander Supertramp @zachiscoollol
 ....and many others....

samedi 29 décembre 2012

mercredi 26 décembre 2012

BBC radio 4 : Episode 3: The Hitchhiker

In The Hitchhiker, Andrew Pym, a successful author, is driving to London in his brand new BMW. He stops to give a hitchhiker a lift. Unwisely, he allows the man to persuade him to see if the car can go as fast as its manufacturers claim. Stopped for speeding, his details are noted down by a policeman who warns him to expect a heavy fine and sends him on his way. Blithely unconcerned at causing so much trouble, the hitchhiker starts boasting that he is engaged in a line of work that requires exceptional skills. And it's these skills that can get Andrew out of his present difficulty.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01pg3qr